Damn, we're old as shit.

Today the United States of America turns 229 years old and she's apparently feeling remarkably well for that age. She's a little creaky in some spots and there seems to be a little bit of an infection welling up and turning things kinda puffy and red in parts, while other parts are deep blue and purple. Hopefully all this clears up and she can return to her full strength sometime soon, maybe before the big 2-3-0. Well, we love you old girl. Stay strong and enjoy today, it's all yours.